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veggiesradgarden: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS BAD ASS RIGHT HERE- THIS FUCKERS NAME IS THERIZINOSAURUS. IT MEAN SCYTHE FUCKING LIZARD. YOU KNOW WHY? FEAST YOUR SEEING BALLS ON THOSE CLAWS. HOLY FUCK HES LIKE WOLVERINE AND A HALF. WITH SCALES. SHIT. THIS SCARY LOOKING BASTARD IS A HERBIVORE. HE EATS PLANTS. THAT SHIT IS GOOD FOR YOU. HE HAS THESE WICKED ASS SWORD FINGERS FOR THE SOLE REASON TO FUCK UP PUSSIES THAT THINK HERBIVORES CAN BE FUCKED WITH. THEY CANT. LOOK AT THOSE CLAWS. LOOK AT HIS NECK. ITS LONG. FOR EATING LEAFS AND SHIT. AND BITING YOUR ASS FROM LIKE 10 FEET AWAY. DID I MENTION HIS TEETH ARE NASTY ENOUGH TO FUCK YOU UP TOO? YA HE EATS PLANTS AND CAN STILL EAT YOUR FUCKING ARM. WOAH BACK UP. THE THERIZINOSAURUS IS GRADE-A FUCKING BADASS. HE WILL CUT YOU UP, STEAL YOUR CAR AND FUCK YO GIRL. AND THEN FEED ON TREES IN YOUR YARD BEFORE HE SLASHES UP SOME UNFORTUNATE MEAT EATER THAT THINKS HE IS TO BE FUCKED WITH. Via "Sanity is a cozy lie" Zoom

veggiesradgarden:

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS BAD ASS RIGHT HERE-

THIS FUCKERS NAME IS THERIZINOSAURUS. IT MEAN SCYTHE FUCKING LIZARD.

YOU KNOW WHY? FEAST YOUR SEEING BALLS ON THOSE CLAWS.

HOLY FUCK HES LIKE WOLVERINE AND A HALF. WITH SCALES. SHIT.

THIS SCARY LOOKING BASTARD IS A HERBIVORE. HE EATS PLANTS. THAT SHIT IS GOOD FOR YOU.

HE HAS THESE WICKED ASS SWORD FINGERS FOR THE SOLE REASON TO FUCK UP PUSSIES THAT THINK HERBIVORES CAN BE FUCKED WITH. THEY CANT. LOOK AT THOSE CLAWS.

LOOK AT HIS NECK. ITS LONG. FOR EATING LEAFS AND SHIT. AND BITING YOUR ASS FROM LIKE 10 FEET AWAY.

DID I MENTION HIS TEETH ARE NASTY ENOUGH TO FUCK YOU UP TOO? YA HE EATS PLANTS AND CAN STILL EAT YOUR FUCKING ARM. WOAH BACK UP.

THE THERIZINOSAURUS IS GRADE-A FUCKING BADASS. HE WILL CUT YOU UP, STEAL YOUR CAR AND FUCK YO GIRL. AND THEN FEED ON TREES IN YOUR YARD BEFORE HE SLASHES UP SOME UNFORTUNATE MEAT EATER THAT THINKS HE IS TO BE FUCKED WITH.


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