Last night my son and I worked a booth at the science fair. We were given a pile of cardboard rolls and some boxes, no instructions. Just the exhibit title: “Tumbling Towers.”
Here’s what we came up with. Kids could build a structure that had to withstand the following natural disasters:
1. Tornado (my son waving a cardboard fan to create wind)
2. Earthquake (All the kids and myself rattling the desk)
3. Sharknado (miscellanous violence and shouting)
4. Unkind Thoughts (scowling at the building and making menacing gestures)
I found out later we were supposed to use the stuff to play a big version of “Jenga.” Our booth was pretty popular, though.
We don’t even want to know what’s in the “Illustrated Instruction Booklet” that comes with it. #CrackedClassic
Ohmygod…tears of fucking laughter. Perfect for today.
Slowjam Friday anyone?
Pumzi - dir. Wanuri Kahiu // Kenya
In a dystopian future 35 years after an ecological WWIII has torn the world apart, East African survivors of the devastation remain locked away in contained communities, but a young woman in possession of a germinating seed struggles against the governing council to bring the plant to Earth’s ruined surface.
The main character is a museum curator in the future and also yes I would like see this now please
This is such a good short film.
I’ve watched this gif about a hundred times in a row and I smile every time
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.
Hahahahahaaa! Wonderful :)
floofs: the photoset
bonus points if you can tell me what birds i stole their plumage from
Nathan Fillion sometimes forgets he isn’t Captain Hammer in real life